Man Walks Into a Bar . . .

By Price Pritchett

A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before problems start!”  He downs it and orders another, saying, “Give me a beer before problems start!”  The bartender looks confused.  This goes on for a while and after the fifth beer, the bartender—now totally perplexed—asks the man, “When are you going to pay for these beers?”  The man says, “Ah, now the problems start.”

Of course, the trouble began with the first beer.  It was just a lot bigger problem by beer number five.

The joke reminds me of acquirers who buy a company but persuade themselves that it’s best to hold off for a year or two before integrating it with their existing operations.

The argument usually goes something like this:  “We don’t want to rock the boat.” . . . ”We want things to settle down before starting any consolidation.” . . . "It’s best to wait a while and give ourselves time to do this right.”

Sounds good.  But it’s probably dead wrong ...